Paris Hilton for President

How could someone not vote for her after this speech:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/08/05/paris-hilton-responds-to_n_117137.html

It was one of the most intelligent comments on energy policy I've heard a politician give this year. Her being photogenic doesn't hurt either. But don't worry McCainanites and Obamasans, unfortunately she's under the legal age limit so I have to vote for one of your candidates.