When I read that a visit from Santa Claus infected 75 people with covid last week, I knew that it was time to share my dark-humored Christmas carol: The 12 Days of Covid. Works best if you sing it rather than just read it.
On the 1st day of covid my true love gave to me, a bat in a Chinese cave
On the 2nd day of covid my true love gave to me, two bottles of bleach
On the 3rd day of covid my true love gave to me, three new tweets
On the 4th day of covid my true love gave to me, four new vaccines
On the 5th day of covid my true love gave to me, five types of wipes
On the 6th day of covid my true love gave to me, six stocks a-soaring
On the 7th day of covid my true love gave to me, seven waiters a-swearing
On the 8th day of covid my true love gave to me, eight kids a-zooming
On the 9th day of covid my true love gave to me, nine states closing
On the 10th day of covid my true love gave to me, ten teachers hiding
On the 11th day of covid my true love gave to me, eleven doctors praying
On the 12th day of covid my true love gave to me, twelve nurses crying
Take care and be safe.
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